I am a lady who knows what I want in life and will boldly go where others fear to tread. My unique mind, full of exciting ideas will make me unforgettable. I will keep you on your toes with firey energy, blunt honesty, and satirical humor. I am your dream and your secret desire. I am the deepest desire of your heart and the darest lust of your flesh. I am, as they say, the cherry on top.

Do not feel guilty when you feel desire crawling up after seeing me.